Yo mama has 10 fingers–all on the same hand
Yo mama has a bald head with a part and sideburns
Yo mama has a glass eye with a fish in it
Yo mama has a short arm and can’t applaude
Yo mama has a short leg and walks in circles
Yo mama has a wooden leg with a kickstand on it
Yo mama has a wooden leg with branches
Yo mama has green hair and thinks she’s a tree
Yo mama has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you’re saying
Yo mama has one hand and a Clapper
Yo mama has so many freckles she looks like a hamburger
Yo mama has three fingers and a banjo
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat
Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn’t help
Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind
Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction
Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks
Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil
Yo mama so fat God couldn’t light Earth until she moved
Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk – white & chunky
Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs
Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side
Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out
Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says “okay!”
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand
Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo mama so fat she looks like she’s smuggling a Volkswagon
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar
Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington’s nose
Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in
Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo mama so fat she’s got Amtrak written on her leg
Yo mama so fat she’s got her own area code
Yo mama so fat she’s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book
Yo mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family
Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear “Caution! Wide Turn”
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don’t do livestock
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER
Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions
Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck
Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun
Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE
Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can’t hear the stereo
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read “one at a time, please”
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said “Taxi!”
Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in
Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture
Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs
Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach
Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater
Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left
Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh
Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince
Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs
Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class
Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb
Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed
Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved
Yo mama so stupid she hears it’s chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up
Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house
Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds
Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund
Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train
Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain
Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif
Yo mama so stupid that under “Education” on her job apllication, she put “Hooked on Phonics.”
Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean
Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her
Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her
Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let’s go bury it.”
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry
Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out
Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone
Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn’t date her
Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she’d have her own projects
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday
Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life
Yo mama so ugly they didn’t give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars
Yo mama so ugly they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints
Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies
Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say “Wow, is it Halloween already?”
Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her
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