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Mesaje pentru Mama

Yo mama has 10 fingers–all on the same hand

Yo mama has a bald head with a part and sideburns

Yo mama has a glass eye with a fish in it

Yo mama has a short arm and can’t applaude

Yo mama has a short leg and walks in circles

Yo mama has a wooden leg with a kickstand on it

Yo mama has a wooden leg with branches

Yo mama has green hair and thinks she’s a tree

Yo mama has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you’re saying

Yo mama has one hand and a Clapper

Yo mama has so many freckles she looks like a hamburger

Yo mama has three fingers and a banjo

Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat

Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn’t help

Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind

Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction

Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks

Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil

Yo mama so fat God couldn’t light Earth until she moved

Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk – white & chunky

Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs

Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side

Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her

Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out

Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says “okay!”

Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand

Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors

Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper

Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

Yo mama so fat she looks like she’s smuggling a Volkswagon

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar

Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington’s nose

Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in

Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Yo mama so fat she’s got Amtrak written on her leg

Yo mama so fat she’s got her own area code

Yo mama so fat she’s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book

Yo mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family

Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views

Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear “Caution! Wide Turn”

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don’t do livestock

Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER

Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions

Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck

Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun

Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago

Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE

Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can’t hear the stereo

Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read “one at a time, please”

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said “Taxi!”

Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop

Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in

Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture

Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock

Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!

Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs

Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach

Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater

Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left

Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh

Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave

Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince

Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs

Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper

Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class

Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb

Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed

Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved

Yo mama so stupid she hears it’s chilly outside so she gets a bowl

Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up

Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house

Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch

Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds

Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund

Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train

Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain

Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif

Yo mama so stupid that under “Education” on her job apllication, she put “Hooked on Phonics.”

Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean

Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her

Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her

Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let’s go bury it.”

Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry

Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out

Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone

Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn’t date her

Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she’d have her own projects

Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday

Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life

Yo mama so ugly they didn’t give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars

Yo mama so ugly they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower

Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints

Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies

Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies

Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say “Wow, is it Halloween already?”

Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her

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2010-04-14 06:53:58
 

la multi ani puiu meu si sanatate

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2010-04-21 10:53:06
 

cel mai dulke si mai frumos cuvint e MAMA,ea e o persoana foarte importanta pentru noi,ea nea dat viata,si noi trebuie sa o respectam

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